Why Bob’s Houses Sell Fast

Here is why my houses sell fast…

  1. Watch the video, this will explain the state of buyers when they view my house.
  2. I love veterans.
  3. My houses, come fully stocked with new carpet, new paint, new appliances, 8 full rolls of toilet paper, a doormat, new blinds, pots and pans, rugs, paper towels (all things buyers can’t afford)
  4. I have a $3k agent bonus (who just got done showing 50 homes -- YES, that is the average number of homes shown before they come to my house).

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8 Comment(s)

  1. That was great I could not stop laughing. How did you find that it is so on point.

    Jason C | Oct 11, 2009 | Reply

  2. Pretty funny isn’t it? I watched a few times now…I really like the “we hate Veterans too” part or the buyer robot saying, “its government insured you know?”

    Bob

    bobnorton | Oct 12, 2009 | Reply

  3. Dude, that is just TOO FUNNY! And so true!!!

    How on earth did you find that???

    …jp

    admin | Oct 19, 2009 | Reply

  4. Thats a website where you can make your own little movies with characters, dialogue, etc. I made one a few weeks ago for a friend. It’s pretty cool!

    Tim (ME) | Oct 19, 2009 | Reply

  5. Bob,
    That video is HALARIOUS man. I’m glad to see you have a great sense of humor and its right on target with the market. JP sent me here to see it. Priceless!!! absolutely priceless!!

    Jared K. | Oct 20, 2009 | Reply

  6. Great find it’s really fun. I’m going to make my own movie straight away.

    sell house fast | Jan 6, 2010 | Reply

  7. So funny, but it could be a good idea :)

    depannage informatique | Feb 27, 2010 | Reply

  8. You sell houses fast because you team up with crazy rehabbing STUDS like CRAIG FUHR. http://craigfuhr.com

    That guy is a rehabbing machine.

    Craig Fuhr | Apr 9, 2010 | Reply

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